This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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