don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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