the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's official drugs can't kill me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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