my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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