Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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