"it" just moved
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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