another moral hangover. fuck.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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