He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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