my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Randomize
