Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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