The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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