Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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