i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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