When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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