where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my being single is dangerous.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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