I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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