We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I need you to use more vowels.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
