Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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