I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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