so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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