PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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