Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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