i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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