I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I have post one night stand depression
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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