OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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