wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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