Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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