Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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