Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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