Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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