My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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