Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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