Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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