I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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