Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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