YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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