The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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