Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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