from now on my penis is your penis
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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