In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
