My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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