D3 body, D1 cock
home. puking in laundry basket.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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