You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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