fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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