I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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