I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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