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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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