well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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