Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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