We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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