You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
