just come out here and I will go home with you...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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