I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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