we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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