I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
A+ Viking dick
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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